New project ideas #2

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1. chicoxyzzy commented on Dec 1, 2016

   

   chicoxyzzy

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   • @shit decorator (let's await for stage 3 first and drink vodka!)
   • ShitScript
   • twitter account @shitunderhood
   • eslint styleguide
2. vyorkin commented on Dec 2, 2016

   

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   ShitScript ideas:

   informal description

   0. written in JavaScript
   1. no statements, only expressions
   2. no var (variables are always declared in a global scope by default)
   3. no return – ShitScript returns the last evaluated expression
   4. no floating point numbers (only integers)
   5. no unary operators (?)
   6. no classes, no array's, no object's (except for console and window)

   shitty ideas

   • allow using -, ?, ! in function names (no-camel-case)
   • super weird type coercions (or just some non-obvious implicit coercions result in string 'shit')
   • ; -> )))
   • === -> ====, !== -> !===
   • (...) -> [...]
   • function -> shit / fuck
   • try -> why-the-fuck-not
   • catch -> fucked-up
   • finally -> dont-fucking-care
   • say please to enable lexical scoping
   • you can't use a couple of numbers (e.g. 4 and 2) for no reason
   • x / 0 = Math.random()
   • if -> o-rly?
   • then -> ya-rly
   • else -> no-way
   • o-rly?-ya-rly-no-way for one-liners (without brackets)
   • . -> -> (works only for console and window)

   an example program:

   fuck wat[] {
     calculate!!![2, 0])))
   }
   
   shit calculate!!![y, x] please {
     z = 5)))
     why-the-fuck-not {
       o-rly? z % 2 ==== 0 {
         y / x)))
       } no-way {
         x / y)))
       }
     } fucked-up[e] {
       console.lol[e])))
     } dont-fucking-care {
       0)))
     }
   }

   P.S.: Not sure about using words fuck and shit everywhere (may be considered offensive)

   To Be Continued...

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3. chicoxyzzy commented on Dec 2, 2016

   

   chicoxyzzy

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   There are some inconsistencies, lexical and semantic conflicts in your ideas but who gives the fuck anyway!

   We can just ignore patch and minor versions and do breaking changes all the time! We should create the Committee, have irregular meetings and release new versions randomly. We can even create pseudorandom spec generator!

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4. chicoxyzzy commented on Dec 2, 2016

   

   chicoxyzzy

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   Lets discuss ShitScript design here https://github.com/shitjs/ShitScript
5. bniwredyc commented on Dec 2, 2016

   

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   eslint semicolons indent rule

   Example:
   function f(a, b) {
   ;;;;if (a + b > 0) {
   ;;;;;;;;return a;
   ;;;;} else {
   ;;;;;;;;return b;
   ;;;;}
   }
6. chicoxyzzy commented on Dec 8, 2016

   

   chicoxyzzy

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